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Nov. 2nd, 2009


So,  I'm annoyed. A what? Friends! Or what pass themselves as such. Is it so hard to call, hell, even text? It's funny when you think they're supposed to be your best friends. Ugh! You want to say you suck! YOU SUCK! Oh well, let them learn on their own, right? Still, I'm very disappointed.

Sep. 21st, 2005


That's what I am. I am just stupid.

Im hurting. It's weird cuz I was getting okay, but I am hurting.

Feb. 21st, 2005

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You scored as Spring. You are SPRING. Ever optimistic, you readily greet each day with an open mind, and with gladness in your heart knowing that even should life share its dimness with you, the sun -will- come out.










What Season Are You?
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Aww... I wanted a cuter fairy. I think it was the pastel color question that got me. Oh well... She's cute.

Feb. 8th, 2005


I fought to get in here. I hate this computer! No, I hate all the stupid adware/spyware it has on it. I downloaded mozilla email cause the little email I get was just. Well, being weird... Does anyone know of mozilla? I just cant stand trying to get on and taking forever to get this computer to work. Sorry, it's just so fustrating!!!!!!!!


Ok, Im good....

Sep. 24th, 2004

I Know The Answer...

I got it... It says it on the email, well, not "says" it. But it's there! *lol*

I knew I saw it before, I cheated tho to get the answer tho'. It's okay, tho cause I already knew it. *sticks tongue out*


Can you answer this riddle? I think I heard it before and know the answer but cant remember. Well, Here is a pretty neat little thing from Paul Harvey. See if you can guess the riddle at the end.

Paul Harvey Writes:

We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better. I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would. I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated. I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car. And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen. It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep. I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in. I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room, but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you let him. When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to tag along, I hope you'll let him/her. I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you live in a town where you can do it safely. On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don't ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so you won't be seen riding with someone as uncool as your Mom. If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to make one instead of buying one. I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books. When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and subtract in your head. I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush on a boy\girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what ivory soap tastes like. May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on a stove and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole. I don't care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don't like it. And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not your friend. I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing with your Uncle. May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays. I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through your neighbor's window and that she hugs you and kisses you at Hannukah/Christmas time when you give her a plaster mold of your hand. These things I wish for you -- tough times and disappointment, hard work and happiness. To me, it's the only way to appreciate life. Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss. I'm here for you. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

Send this to all of your friends. We secure our friends, not by accepting favors, but by doing them.

Paul Harvey RIDDLE: When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors. What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

Send this to 10 people and then press shift and you will get the answer.
PS You won't believe this, but this really does give you the answer!

Sep. 13th, 2004

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cecelianoel !!!!!!!!!

Aug. 29th, 2004


I haven't updated in here for awhile. Ernie comes home this Thurs. I guess, since it's a two day drive. So, I'm a little scared, I guess. I have to get used to him being here now. I usually do get used to him after a couple of days but this time he's here for good. I'm not sure if he's going to do Air Guard. He says it's a possibility. I thinking Im going to miss him being in the Air Force, but he's happy.

I wanted to lose more weight, not that he ever tells me I'm anything but beautiful, but still, I want him to know I'm cuter than usual.

I been talking to him less though. I think I'm still angry with him because I told him I had bad dreams about her. I said it's his fault and he got mad at me. It's true though. I told him if he was going to take the credit for planning all this Carla thing, that he got me good, why didnt he want to take credit..ie responsibility for my dreams? I'm guessing that's why though. It would mean taking responsibity, and for some reason he doesnt seem to want to. I said things have consquences. I said he should be proud of himself for having such a long lasting impact on my life. I think that pissed him off. Its true tho'. I dont like waking up distrat or half crying because in my dream he is still talking to someone.

I guess I could be pmsing but oh well... I do get more emotional. He picked a real bad time to get here. *shrugs*

Aug. 16th, 2004

One more year...

I'm a year older... *blah* *L*

Aug. 10th, 2004

I Stole a Joke...

From cecelianoel

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
>The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"
>Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in
>the third-grade and I am smarter than she is! I think I should be in
>the third-grade too!"
>The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
>While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
>principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
>would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions
>was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry
>was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to
>take the test.
>Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"Harry: "9"Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"Harry: "36"
>And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
>should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
>Harry can go to the third-grade." The teacher says to the
>principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry
>both agree.
>Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Harry:
>Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
>(The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
>Harry: "Pockets"
>Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants"
>Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
>and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open really wide
>and before he could stop the answer...)
>Harry: "Coconut"
>Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
>Harry: "Bubblegum"
>Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down
>and a dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide
>and before he could stop the answer...)
>Harry: "Shake hands"
>Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
>Harry: "Yup"
>Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
>up. I get wet before you do." Harry: "Tent"
>Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
>bored. The best man always has me first." (Principal was looking restless
>and bit tense)
>Harry: "Wedding Ring"
>Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
>me, you feel good." Harry: "Nose"
>Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
>Harry: "Arrow"
>Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
>lot of excitement?" Harry: "Fire truck"
>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put his
>ass in the sixth-grade. I got the last ten questions wrong myself.

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